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Message: .... she hasn't a rag to her back (my dictionary, bless it), me I'm properly dressed in a serviette, candles are flickering - by day, whatever - and I sit down to table, at the proper side, and I think of.... 'Peaches', warm peaches. And I'm glad I have canceled that 20.000 Euro cruise to Antarctica, to wait for you my Lovely Smiling Lady, who's offering what money can't buy (not many naked women out there anyway, no fine peaches either) Well, before relishing the Peach - they don't grow on every bush - I will not beat about the bush (two times thank you dictionary! though the word 'bush' isn't too appropriate, but perhaps some day for a change? round about Christmas I suggest, when it's cold outside?), I want to tell you this: you drive a man up to the wall, yes you do! And now that I learned you're crossing the border, to make those respectable Canadian men lose their heads... not to mention MY head, and before that your 'Yet-to-come' deck-finale... OMG! so sorry, the peach is still untasted and.... Shame on me: I befouled my serviette! Must leave now, perhaps next time, keep it warm for me....